IT CAME FROM A 30 SOMETHING,WHITE MALES IMAGINATION…..

I Have just been sent this rather rad submission for the lost property dept from Jet over at ‘TheOverdrone‘……….

Well I just had to knock up a background and title for the little fella. Cool and blue he goes by the name of ‘Pants Monster. Pants because the only thing holding him up is a pair of britches, and two…well…let’s just say he is pants as a monster. He kind of reminds me of a cross between a Vaughn Bode ‘Cheech Wizard’ character and something out of a 50’s B-Movie, cue the Theremin, the worlds first electronic (and hands free!!) instrument..WooOOOoooooOOOOwOOOOOOooOooooooOOwoooooOO..

Press play for the Theremin intro to Portisheads- “humming”….

I can just imagine an army of these blue dudes pitching up at the White House demanding in time honored fashion,”take me to your leader!” Why were the B-Movie monsters so rubbish yet so good?? Anyways Jet tells me the Pants Monster is made from a silicon type material which reflects and absorbs light just like human skin. The materials are from a Polly Pockets outfit. Polly Pockets are a line of posable dolls about a few inches tall and I am assured the attention to detail such as the folds and seams are all in the right places unlike most kids stuff (I am kind of glad all of this info was brought to my attention sooner rather than later..wouldn’t want to get caught out down the pub anytime this becomes the ‘hot topic’.) I must point out here that Jets daughter finds big bags of these outfits at the second hand store. Its only once safely home that daddy takes them into Frankensteins lab for some creative fun.

Genius!!!  And a worthy entry for the lost property dept.